splatoonreblogger:

SplatoonNA:

SRL here with a whole lot of research for you. Buckle your science belt—this is good stuff!

First up, Drizzle Season 2023 drops on 9/1, and our Video Team has uncovered this trailer. Are those new weapons we spy? New stages?! See for yourself!

SplatoonJP:

2023年9月1日(金)より始まる新しいシーズン「2023秋 Drizzle Season」についての映像が公開されたぞ！

バンカラ街に吹く新たな風を感じよう！

SplatoonNA:

Next, some shocking news. It’s been a full YEAR since we started researching the Splatoon 3 game! And now we’ve discovered that the next Splatfest (from 9/8 to 9/10) celebrates the same anniversary with a divisive theme: Who would be the best leader? Shiver, Frye, or Big Man?

SplatoonJP:

『スプラトゥーン3』発売から来月で1年。発売1周年に合わせて、フェスが開催されるぞ！

お題は「リーダーにふさわしいのは？ フウカ vs ウツホ vs マンタロー」。

期間は、9月9日(土)午前9時～11日(月)午前9時だ。

個性の強いすりみ連合の面々を束ねるべきは、誰なのか？

ぜひともご参加いただきたい。

SplatoonNA:

We’ve also discovered a set of badges that can be unlocked by playing in and winning 10x Battles. And there will be twice as many 10x Battles in this special anniversary Splatfest! If you don’t quite make it, all is not lost. Your stats will carry forward to future Splatfests.

SplatoonJP:

10倍マッチの参加数と勝利数に応じてバッジがもらえるようになるぞ。

これらの数は今後のフェスにも引き継がれるので、自分のペースで獲得を目指してみよう。

なお、1周年記念フェスでは10倍マッチの発生率がいつもの倍にアップする。

運が良ければ、このフェスだけでバッジをゲットできるかも？

SplatoonNA:

We’re not done yet! If you like badges, you’ll love banners. Check out these Deep Cut banners celebrating the game’s first anniversary, available via the Splatoon 3 channel in News on your Nintendo Switch system. They’ll roll out following the Drizzle Season (5.0.0) update.

SplatoonJP:

そして、1周年を記念して、すりみ連合の面々をデザインしたプレートも登場するぞ。

フェスでの自分の勢力をアピールするのにも最適だ。

更新データVer.5.0.0配信後、Nintendo Switch本体で見られるゲームニュース「イカ研究所通信」から配布される予定なので、どうぞお楽しみに！

SplatoonNA:

Last but not least, for the Deep Cut diehards out there, a series of Deep Cut amiibo is releasing on 11/17. Our research indicates that they will function in a similar manner to other Splatoon amiibo, giving you powerful in-game gear that can boost your battle abilities!

SplatoonJP:

さらに、すりみ連合の3人のamiiboが登場！

11月17日(金)に発売予定だ。

これまでのスプラトゥーンシリーズのamiiboと同様、みなさんのサポーターになってくれたり、一緒に記念撮影ができたり、特別なギアをプレゼントしてもらえるぞ。

続報を待て！

(Individual videos of the Amiibo included in the JP tweet!)

SplatoonNA:

Alert! With everyone distracted by all the news, the Salmonids are planning an invasion! The SRL Big Run Prediction Team is expecting a swarm from 5 PM PT on 9/1 to 5 PM PT on 9/3. No one invited these Salmonids to the Splatfest, but we’ll need your help to send ‘em packing!

SplatoonJP:

特別なフェスに誘われたのか、シャケたちまでもが押し寄せてくるようだ。

ビッグランが9月2日(土)午前9時～4日(月)午前9時、「ナンプラー遺跡」にて発生する見込みだ。

なお、この時期は、フェスのヨビ祭期間とも重なっている。

ホラガイを獲得して、ビッグランでも自分の勢力に貢献するチャンスだ。

rosalarian:

Learning to work with the body and brain I have, rather than the one I thought I should have, has made my art better and easier to create.

toonskribblez:

animentality:

I honestly believe everybody should get a job as a service worker at least once in their life so they can understand how awful it is and not treat others who have those jobs like shit.

the-haiku-bot:

theriu:

commodorez:

datasoong47:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD

Okay, but this is genuinely adorable. I love how the first kid, after entering the number, was like “what do I do now?”. I bet the kid was trying to figure out where the “call” button was, because if you’re only used to cell phones, it’s not really intuitive that the call will automatically go through once you finish entering the phone number

These days, the concept of a dial tone is rather obsolete for a cellphone-centric world, so it isn’t a surprise these girls are young enough to be unfamiliar with it or the hookswitch. Only place you see traditional telephones are in office buildings and older homes that still use it.

When dial service was introduced, the Bell System had to put together instructional films to educate telephone users. So many people were used to being able to pick up and tell the operator who to call for them, so you had to suddenly learn where to find phone numbers. They didn’t even have pushbuttons telephones yet, just rotary dial.

That’s so fun! How we circle back on ourselves! This is so wholesome

That’s so fun! How we

circle back on ourselves!

This is so wholesome

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

asteroidtroglodyte:

myargentavislove11:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

agentukelele:

roycest:

in tears over this

I’m sorry that highlighted part is the funniest thing I have read in my life

HE’S A GUY!?!?

Thank you for your contribution

cupcakeshakesnake:

Clothes

zoreta:

fleshdyke:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

The baby males will practice their tail display with little hatchling feathers! They also get ‘top knots’ which will develop into adult crests!

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imsodishy:

ariesbilly:

“With the strikes it’s back to watching reruns and old movies!”

Me, who already doesn’t see new movies til like 5 years after they come out and has a backlog of shows to watch a mile long:

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dicaeopolis:

dicaeopolis:

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

injuries-in-dust:

“Very approachable. Unlike landmines.”

dooptown:

juney-blues:

luisonte:

Wuiii Wuiii Wuiiii Wuiiii

theprofessional-amateur:

theprofessional-amateur:

I am a BIG fan of all the workers fighting to unionize, fighting for better conditions and pay, striking, and standing in solidarity this summer.

May this rising sea work to lift all boats and, remember, don’t be a scab!

WGA, and as of this afternoon SAG-AFTRA, are getting attention (great!) but they are far from the only ones.